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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Jokes,

Btayiye Salman Khan aur Chuhe Me Kya Similarity Hy?
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Simple!
Dono "KAT" se
Dur Rehna Pasand Krte Hai..!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Jokes,

Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'

Jokes,

Boy:I got ( A ) in Chemistry!
Mom:WTF, well done!
Boy:Mom, what do yu think WTF means?
Mom:Well That's Fantastic

Jokes,

God:I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Jokes.,

God:I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!

Jokes.,

When yu mess up a guys hair,he thinks its cute.
But wen yu mess up a gals hair.

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May yur soul rest in peace-:

Jokes.,

Santa- Omlet Lekar Aao.
Waiter- Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian?
Santa- Koi Bhi. Mujhe Khana Hai, Usase Baat Nahi Karni. ,

Jokes.,

JOKEZONE
What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

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the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied

Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2704.51 (12.12)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2479.13 (11.11)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1631.3 (10.9)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1627.5 (4.6)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.23 (0.45)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 103.25 ()

1 USD = Rs. 51.17 (0.09)

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates

      Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2692.38 (-17.91)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2468.02 (-16.42)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1620.4 (-25.4)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1622.9 (-24.5)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 32.78 (-0.37)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 102.01 ()

1 USD = Rs. 51.09 (0.43)