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Friday, October 28, 2011

Jokes

Government says.
Educate a girl & she ll educate four people in a home
But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?

Jokes

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu. ,

Jokes

Americans fart and say
---excuse me!
:) Britishers fart and say
---pardon me!
:) Japanese fart and say
---forgive me!
AND
:) Indians fart and say
---not me

Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2805.92 (36.15)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2572.09 (33.14)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1745.7 (20.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1745.3 (22.4)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 29.21 (0.9)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.82 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.51 (0)