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Monday, October 31, 2011

Fwd: ఓం నమో వెంకటేశ .... గోవిందా....గోవిందా....!!!!

 ఓ భక్తులారా...
 
 
Do you know Sri Vari Varshika Brhamhotsava Vahana Seva's At Tirumala ,
 
 
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        Surya Prabha Vahana Seva                                    Hanumantha Vahana Seva                               Garuda Vahana Seva
       

                  Mohini Avataram                                                 Simha Vahana Seva                                            Simha Vahana Seva
 
 
     Hamsa Vahana Seva                     China Sesha Vahana Seva              Snapana Tirumanjana Seva

 

               Sarva Bhupala Vahana Seva                                           Sarva Bhupala Vahana Seva

 
 
                Pedda Sesha Vahana Seva
 
 
        Dhwajarohana Mahotsavam                                     T.T.D. Flower Garden
 
    

                        Kalpa Vruksha Vahana Seva
 
                                               
                                          Kalpa Vruksha Vahanam                                                                    Hamsa Vahana Seva
   
 
                 Hanumantha Vahana Seva                                                 Mohini Avataram    
 

                     
              Garuda Vahanam at Vahana Mantapam



                            Temple Front View in Day time                                                                   In Night Time

 
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Maha Dwaram 
  
   
 
 
               ఓం నమో వెంకటేశ .... గోవిందా....గోవిందా....!!!!
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Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2760.76 (-45.16)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2530.7 (-41.4)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-2.3)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-1.9)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 28.69 (-0.52)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.55 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.77 (-0.74)

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Jokes

Santa Mera Kutta Wafadar Hai.Roz Akhbar Uthakar Lata Hai.
Banta Wafadari Kaisi Raman Wo Padosi Ka Akhbar Lata Hai.

Jokes

Girl - What are you doing?
Boy-I was doing a job wid TIMEs OF INDIA bt nw I left!
Girl-O God why?
Boy-kaun saala subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaaye-:D

Jokes

Always be Funny,
Cool,
Laughing,
Playing,
Pranking,
Joking. . .

So that,
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.
.
.
.
.
Whoever sees You, Confirms that You are
'UNMARRIED'..B-)

Jokes

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya

Jokes

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to usse kya kahenge....???
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BETAAA......
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
:D :P ;)
NjOy!

Indian Gold & Crued oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2760.76 (-45.16)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2530.7 (-41.4)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-2.3)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-1.9)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 28.69 (-0.52)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.55 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.77 (-0.74)

Friday, October 28, 2011

Jokes

Government says.
Educate a girl & she ll educate four people in a home
But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?

Jokes

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu. ,

Jokes

Americans fart and say
---excuse me!
:) Britishers fart and say
---pardon me!
:) Japanese fart and say
---forgive me!
AND
:) Indians fart and say
---not me

Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2805.92 (36.15)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2572.09 (33.14)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1745.7 (20.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1745.3 (22.4)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 29.21 (0.9)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.82 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.51 (0)

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Jokes

Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food - 5... %
Water - 2.. %
Sleep - 3.. %

Facebook - 90 %..

Jokes

Patni-Jante Ho, Maine 20 Somwar K Upwas Kiye Tab Ja Kr Tumhe Paya Hai

Pati-Ye Sab Nahi Krti To Kya Hota

.

Patni-Tumse Bhi Koi Gaya Guzra Milta

Jokes

Dr Mariz k nAAk me UNGLI daal k baitha tha
GOLU:Kya kr re ho?

Dr-Isko ULTI karwa ra hu

G-Aise kaise

Dr-Yahi UNGLI Ab iske MUH me dalunga

Jokes

Teachar-Agar koi school k samne Bomb Rakh deta h to kya kroge?
Stu-1-2 ghante dekhenge
Agar koi le jata h to theek h Warna Staff Room me rkh denge

Jokes

Misri se mithe hai tumhare bol
Koi kaise lagaye tumhara mol

Heere se jyada ho tum anmol

Muft ki tarif mil gyi yaar ab SMS krke "Thank u" to boLo

Jokes

Santa- Main Akal Se Ladta Hu. Banta- Hamari Ladai Nahi Ho Sakti. Santa- Kyo? Banta- Main Nihathe Par Var Nahi Karta. ,

Friday, October 21, 2011

Jokes

Zindgi Milti Hai 1 Bar

Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar

Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar

Dil Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar

Jab Sab Hota Hai 1 Bar

To Fir

SUSU Kyu Aati Hai Bar Bar.

Jokes

*Shayari that would blow ur senses:-
Roses r red,

Facebook is blue*

Roses r red,

Facebook is blue*

44 mutual frndz

*Fir b kaun hai be tu..

Jokes

Santa- Kya Tumhara Kabhi Murkho Se Pala Pada Hai?
Banta- Maine Bahut Koshish Ki, Par Aaj Main Tumse Bach Nahi Sakata. ,

Jokes

1 baat hamesha yad rkhna.Aajkal 2 cheez sirf kismat walo ko milti he
1.Jungle me ghumta hua White Hathi &
2.Without affair wala jeevansathi

Jokes

A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Jokes

Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"

Jokes

DOST HI DOST Ka Sath Diya Karte Hai
Dost Hi Dost Ko Gam Diya Karte Hai

Zindgi Me Koch Pal Ate

He

Jab Dost Hi Dost Ko Badnam Kiya Karte Hain

Jokes

Hamari ye dosti itni gehri ho
k Zindgi ki har kasauti par khari ho,
Qayamat tak Bhi 7 nibhaye 1 duje ka hum,
Musibat chahe teri ho ya meri ho.

Monday, October 17, 2011

100 illegal petrol stations in NI

** 100 illegal petrol stations in NI **
Almost 100 "pop up" petrol stations are uncovered in Northern Ireland in the last year.
< http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-15335567 >

Indian Gold & Crude Oil rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2673.89 (15.85)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)

Jokes

Santa Ko Kutte Ki Dum Pipe Me Dalte Dekh Banta:Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.Santa:Mai 2 Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hu.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Jokes

Plz Ignore Mat Karna

Roz Kitne Faltu Msg Karte Ho

1 Bachi Jiski Umar 21/22 Saal Hai, Bohot Pyari Hai
.
Dua Kare K,

Wo Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye

Jokes

NO CID.
NOW Taarak Mehta special PJ

Unche ped pe ugta hai Papita

Wah..Wah

Unche ped pe ugata hai Papita

Jethalal ki favorite ITEM hai Babita.

Jokes

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,

dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!

MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA"

Jokes

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

Wah wah

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Jokes

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya
He was shocked
Qki waha already hum maggi bana rahe the na
Bahut ho Gyi tarif madrasi ki

Jokes

Padhai ke
sath sath ishq bhi jaruri hai.
Warna student life adhuri hai.
Dono ko nibhana padta hai.
1 me dimag to 1 me dil lagana padta hai.

Jokes.

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed
Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

Jokes.

Santa Ki Shayari: Khidaki Se Dekha To Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha....Raste Pe Aa Ke Dekha To Khidaki Pe Koi Nahi Tha. ,

Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2673.89 (15.85)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)

Friday, October 14, 2011

My Bannu AAAAAAAAA Song...

video 

 hai frds

My Mother Jola Pata (Bannu gadi ki)

video

hai frds

Jokes

Ladke pagal ho jate hain pyar me
Baki kasar puri ho jati H intezar me

Mgr ye dard ladkiya nahi samajhti

Unhe to bas Gol-Gappe khilwalo bazaar me

Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2658.04 (-8.27)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2436.54 (-7.58)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1666.6 (-7.9)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1666.1 (-11)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.01 (-0.11)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 84.16 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.13 (0.17)

Jokes.

NO CID.
NOW Taarak Mehta special PJ

Unche ped pe ugta hai Papita

Wah..Wah

Unche ped pe ugata hai Papita

Jethalal ki favorite ITEM hai Babita.

Jokes.

LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY hai.,

"Waah waah"

LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY hai.,
"Wah wah"

Aur
Usey TASTE karna LADKO ki DUTY hai

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Jokes.

Madam Bache Ko Sharat Karte Dekh Dante Huye-
Jab Mai Tumhari Umar Ki Thi To Itni Sharat Nahi Karti Thi
Bacha-To Mam, Apne Sharat Kab Start Ki

Jokes.

Height of computerised world:
Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy- Ma'am, 4
my homework plz visit
my website-
"www. myHomeWork.com"

Vijayadasami Prajna Orientation Program Atlanta GA USA 2011 Oct 6 To 9

please click below link ---
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hai frds 2011_10_09P

please click Below link --
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Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates


Posted: 12 Oct 2011 11:45 AM PDT
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2666.31 (4.12)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2444.12 (3.78)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1674.5 (11.3)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1677.1 (15)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.11 (-0.29)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 84.8 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.96 (-0.37)

Jokes.

3 GOLDEN WORDS below.
*
1)

*

2)

*

3)

*

Gold"Ke The Na,

Saare
Chori Ho Gaye."
@
Ha..Ha

Jokes.

Heart never hate bleed,
Fish never hate water,
Flower never hate honey,
Earth never hate rain,
my heart never hate u & ur friendship.

Jokes.

1 Budha Budhiya Ko Ghur Raha Tha

Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi

1 Ladka Bola- Kya Hua

Budha- Kuch Nahi Beta, Purana Calender Hai FADFADA Raha Hai

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Jokes.

Insaan ko sabse bada shock kab lagta hi

Socho

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata?

Jab use pata lagta hi ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej raha hi

Jokes.

Ekbaar Santa paise jama karne Bank gaya
Oficr-Ye note fata hi dusra do

Snta-abe Mai apne Account me jama karne raha hu,fata kru ya Nya

Tujse kya matlab Hi

Jokes.

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,

Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,

To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke

"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

Jokes.

Sath Doge To Muskurayenge Zarur
Dosti Dilse Karoge To Nibhayenge Zarur

Raah Me Kitne B Kaante Kyu Na Ho

Awaaz Dilse Doge To Ayenge Zarur

Jokes.

Dear Airtel,
we accept that
"Har ek friend toh zaroori hota he hai"
par uske saath acha network bhi zaroori hota hai".

-sincerely
VodaFone.

Jokes.

A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices,

Man put d fish back in water.

Fish shouts

"CONGRESS ZINDAbad.

Jokes.

Slogan from engineering Students:
''Anna Tum Sangharsh karo...
.....
.
........
"Hum Toh Kar Hi Rahe Hain''

Jokes.

Those who eat fruit and vegetables such as carrots and plums are considered more attractive, say scientists.

Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2662.19 (-2.41)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2440.34 (-2.21)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1663.2 (-12.7)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1662.1 (-13.4)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.4 (0.07)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.11 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.33 (0.35)

Jokes.

Ladki-Parso Main Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Aayi Thi, Par Tumne Nahi Bandhwai, Kyun?

Ladka-Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Jokes.

Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.Examiner Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare Santa Paper Me Likha Hai Answer In Brief.

Jokes.

Anath Ashram Manager To Kanjus-

Sethji, Ap Humare Anath Ashram K Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Kanjus-

Mai Anath Ashram Me Apne 4 Bacche Bhej Sakta Hu

Jokes.

Rishte tod deti H GF
Insan ko tanha kr deti H GF

Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko

Qki dil se dhadkano ko juda kr deti H GF
GF= GALAT FAHMI

Jokes.

Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet

Student:
"na_la_yak"!!

Jokes.

Sir 2 Studnt-India me konse states hai?
Stdnt-J&K, Punjab, UP, Bihar
Sir-hmm
Stdnt-Guj, MP, Benga.
Sir-Aur bata??
Stdnt-Bas majje me ;

Jokes.

Patni Ke Kharache Se Tang Aa Kar Pati Bola-
'1 KG LipStick 1 Mahine Me Kha Jati Ho'
Patni Boli-
'Pura Mai Nahi Khati, 700g To Tum Kha Jate Ho'

Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates

Gold and Crude Oil prices - 11Oct 05:45am IST
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2664.61 (48.67)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2442.56 (44.61)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1675.9 (37.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1675.5 (36.8)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.33 (0.71)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.48 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.98 (-0.19)

Jokes.

Mai To Yuhi Paani Ko Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Dosto
.
.
Itne Me, Ek Machli Bahar Nikal K Boli-
.
.
'Kamine, Tere Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya'

Monday, October 10, 2011

Jokes.

jeevitam lo 2 vishayalu gurtumchuko
1. yediste kannellu vastai
kani
2. navvite pallu ralavu
-enjoy.

Jokes.

Bps-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Bsk-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET.
-enjoy.

Jokes.

Whats the best way to take revenge...??
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Filling a person's shampoo bottle wth veet..!!
-enjoy.

Jokes.

Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai,Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.Gangubai:Kaun
Santa:Main.
Gangubai:Main Kaun
Santa:Tu Gangubai.

Mahalakshmi Temple (Silver) @ Jaggayyapeta - Ammavari Radham.

See it.

Indian Gold and Crude Oil prices - 10Oct 05:45am IST

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2615.93 (-27.26)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2397.94 (-24.99)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-11.6)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-10.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 25.62 (0.08)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 82.87 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.16 (-0.19)

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Jokes.

hai frds.
Ek Deewana Ye Kehte Huye Hansta Jaata..
Kaash Manzil Se Bhi Aage Koi Rasta Jaata . .

indiangold,Crud oii rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2615.93 (-27.26)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2397.94 (-24.99)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-11.6)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-10.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 25.62 (0.08)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 82.87 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.16 (-0.19)

Jokes.

Hai frds.
"With great power comes great responsibility." - Spiderman
"With great power comes great Sw!ss Bank accounts." - Ind'ian Politi'cians.