Jokes.

Insaan ko sabse bada shock kab lagta hi

Socho

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata?

Jab use pata lagta hi ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej raha hi

Jokes.

Ekbaar Santa paise jama karne Bank gaya
Oficr-Ye note fata hi dusra do

Snta-abe Mai apne Account me jama karne raha hu,fata kru ya Nya

Tujse kya matlab Hi

Jokes.

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,

Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,

To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke

"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

Jokes.

Sath Doge To Muskurayenge Zarur
Dosti Dilse Karoge To Nibhayenge Zarur

Raah Me Kitne B Kaante Kyu Na Ho

Awaaz Dilse Doge To Ayenge Zarur

Jokes.

Dear Airtel,
we accept that
"Har ek friend toh zaroori hota he hai"
par uske saath acha network bhi zaroori hota hai".

-sincerely
VodaFone.

Jokes.

A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices,

Man put d fish back in water.

Fish shouts

"CONGRESS ZINDAbad.

Jokes.

Slogan from engineering Students:
''Anna Tum Sangharsh karo...
.....
.
........
"Hum Toh Kar Hi Rahe Hain''

Jokes.

Those who eat fruit and vegetables such as carrots and plums are considered more attractive, say scientists.

Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2662.19 (-2.41)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2440.34 (-2.21)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1663.2 (-12.7)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1662.1 (-13.4)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.4 (0.07)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.11 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.33 (0.35)

Jokes.

Ladki-Parso Main Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Aayi Thi, Par Tumne Nahi Bandhwai, Kyun?

Ladka-Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi