Jokes

Zindgi Milti Hai 1 Bar

Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar

Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar

Dil Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar

Jab Sab Hota Hai 1 Bar

To Fir

SUSU Kyu Aati Hai Bar Bar.

Jokes

*Shayari that would blow ur senses:-
Roses r red,

Facebook is blue*

Roses r red,

Facebook is blue*

44 mutual frndz

*Fir b kaun hai be tu..

Jokes

Santa- Kya Tumhara Kabhi Murkho Se Pala Pada Hai?
Banta- Maine Bahut Koshish Ki, Par Aaj Main Tumse Bach Nahi Sakata. ,

Jokes

1 baat hamesha yad rkhna.Aajkal 2 cheez sirf kismat walo ko milti he
1.Jungle me ghumta hua White Hathi &
2.Without affair wala jeevansathi

Jokes

A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS

Jokes

Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"

Jokes

DOST HI DOST Ka Sath Diya Karte Hai
Dost Hi Dost Ko Gam Diya Karte Hai

Zindgi Me Koch Pal Ate

He

Jab Dost Hi Dost Ko Badnam Kiya Karte Hain

Jokes

Hamari ye dosti itni gehri ho
k Zindgi ki har kasauti par khari ho,
Qayamat tak Bhi 7 nibhaye 1 duje ka hum,
Musibat chahe teri ho ya meri ho.

100 illegal petrol stations in NI

** 100 illegal petrol stations in NI **

Almost 100 "pop up" petrol stations are uncovered in Northern Ireland in the last year.
< http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-15335567 >

Indian Gold & Crude Oil rates

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2673.89 (15.85)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)

Jokes

Santa Ko Kutte Ki Dum Pipe Me Dalte Dekh Banta:Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.Santa:Mai 2 Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hu.

Jokes

Plz Ignore Mat Karna

Roz Kitne Faltu Msg Karte Ho

1 Bachi Jiski Umar 21/22 Saal Hai, Bohot Pyari Hai
.
Dua Kare K,

Wo Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye

Jokes

NO CID.
NOW Taarak Mehta special PJ

Unche ped pe ugta hai Papita

Wah..Wah

Unche ped pe ugata hai Papita

Jethalal ki favorite ITEM hai Babita.

Jokes

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,

dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!

MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA"

Jokes

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

Wah wah

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Jokes

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya
He was shocked
Qki waha already hum maggi bana rahe the na
Bahut ho Gyi tarif madrasi ki

Jokes

Padhai ke
sath sath ishq bhi jaruri hai.
Warna student life adhuri hai.
Dono ko nibhana padta hai.
1 me dimag to 1 me dil lagana padta hai.

Jokes.

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed
Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

Jokes.

Santa Ki Shayari: Khidaki Se Dekha To Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha....Raste Pe Aa Ke Dekha To Khidaki Pe Koi Nahi Tha. ,

Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2673.89 (15.85)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)