Jokes,

Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga

Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga

Fir milege kisiki davat me

Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga

Jokes,

Santa To Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya ,
Santa: Isme Aur Colour Dikhao... ,

Jokes,

In Old Days,

If a Student wid his parents

Were In D Principal's OfficE

It Meant Stud Was In Trouble

Nowadays,

It Means D Principal Is In Trouble

Jokes,

My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!

Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P

Jokes,

School Ki Class me Tangi Ghadi
(Watch) Kabhi Chori Nahi Ho Sakti

Pucho Kyu..

Kyuki Is par har waqt student ki nazar jo rehti hai

Jokes,

AAP se Acche to Customer Care WALE HAI.

DaiLy

4 msgs,

2 caLLs to

wohi kar dete hain.

AUR AAP?

1CaLL nahi?

1 Msg nahi?

1 Miss CaLL nahi?

Jokes,

Always be Funny,

Cool,

Laughing,

Playing,

Pranking,

Joking. . .

So that,

.

.

.

.

.

Whoever sees You, Confirms that You are

'UNMARRIED

Jokes.

Husband Is Head Of d Family..

Then,

Wat Is W!fe?

Think

W!fe Is d Neck Of d Family

Which Can Turn d Head Anywhere She Wants!

Jokes,

Shakespeare once said:

"I'm going to brush my teeth!!"

Tum kya samjhay?:P

Oye Shakespeare aam bate be karta tha

Hr time quotes nai marta tha