Jokes.

Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.Examiner Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare Santa Paper Me Likha Hai Answer In Brief.

Jokes.

Anath Ashram Manager To Kanjus-

Sethji, Ap Humare Anath Ashram K Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Kanjus-

Mai Anath Ashram Me Apne 4 Bacche Bhej Sakta Hu

Jokes.

Rishte tod deti H GF
Insan ko tanha kr deti H GF

Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko

Qki dil se dhadkano ko juda kr deti H GF
GF= GALAT FAHMI

Jokes.

Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet

Student:
"na_la_yak"!!

Jokes.

Sir 2 Studnt-India me konse states hai?
Stdnt-J&K, Punjab, UP, Bihar
Sir-hmm
Stdnt-Guj, MP, Benga.
Sir-Aur bata??
Stdnt-Bas majje me ;

Jokes.

Patni Ke Kharache Se Tang Aa Kar Pati Bola-
'1 KG LipStick 1 Mahine Me Kha Jati Ho'
Patni Boli-
'Pura Mai Nahi Khati, 700g To Tum Kha Jate Ho'

Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates

Gold and Crude Oil prices - 11Oct 05:45am IST

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2664.61 (48.67)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2442.56 (44.61)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1675.9 (37.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1675.5 (36.8)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.33 (0.71)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.48 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.98 (-0.19)

Jokes.

Mai To Yuhi Paani Ko Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Dosto
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Itne Me, Ek Machli Bahar Nikal K Boli-
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'Kamine, Tere Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya'