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Naukar: Sahab Black Coffee Lena Pasand Karenge? Santa: Pehle Batao Hamare Ghar Me Aur Kaun Se Rang Ki Coffee Hai? ,

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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..

Boss-Ur BirthDay.

Santa-22 April Sir.

Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.

Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

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Uska  pyar 1000 k note jaisa
wah wah
Uska  pyar 1000 k note jaisa

Dar lagta h khi nakli na ho
4Funny Joke n Picture

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SaBKo
DiL se"HaSane
WaLa

Ek AnoKha FaceBooK"PaGe,

> AaP
SiRf Ek BaaR
HumaRe PaGe Ko
> LiKe
KaRKe"DeKho ;
>> PLz...

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Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga

Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga

Fir milege kisiki davat me

Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga

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Santa To Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya ,
Santa: Isme Aur Colour Dikhao... ,

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In Old Days,

If a Student wid his parents

Were In D Principal's OfficE

It Meant Stud Was In Trouble

Nowadays,

It Means D Principal Is In Trouble

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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime!

Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P

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School Ki Class me Tangi Ghadi
(Watch) Kabhi Chori Nahi Ho Sakti

Pucho Kyu..

Kyuki Is par har waqt student ki nazar jo rehti hai

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AAP se Acche to Customer Care WALE HAI.

DaiLy

4 msgs,

2 caLLs to

wohi kar dete hain.

AUR AAP?

1CaLL nahi?

1 Msg nahi?

1 Miss CaLL nahi?

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Always be Funny,

Cool,

Laughing,

Playing,

Pranking,

Joking. . .

So that,

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Whoever sees You, Confirms that You are

'UNMARRIED

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Husband Is Head Of d Family..

Then,

Wat Is W!fe?

Think

W!fe Is d Neck Of d Family

Which Can Turn d Head Anywhere She Wants!

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Shakespeare once said:

"I'm going to brush my teeth!!"

Tum kya samjhay?:P

Oye Shakespeare aam bate be karta tha

Hr time quotes nai marta tha

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Que: Santa Singh Ka 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hua Wo Udas Ho Gaya, Kyo? Ans: 20 Saal Baad Baccha Hua Wo Bhi Itna Sa. ,

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Smallest Leave Application By A Kg Boy
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Dear Sir,
Main Nai Aunga,
Nai Aunga,
Nai Aunga,
Nai Aunga,
Thanku, Bshh Nai Aunga

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Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason,

you need medicine"...!

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Btayiye Salman Khan aur Chuhe Me Kya Similarity Hy?
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Simple!
Dono "KAT" se
Dur Rehna Pasand Krte Hai..!

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Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'

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Boy:I got ( A ) in Chemistry!
Mom:WTF, well done!
Boy:Mom, what do yu think WTF means?
Mom:Well That's Fantastic

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God:I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!