Boy:I got ( A ) in Chemistry!
Mom:WTF, well done!
Boy:Mom, what do yu think WTF means?
Mom:Well That's Fantastic
Friday, April 13, 2012
Jokes,
God:I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!
Friday, April 6, 2012
Jokes.,
God:I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!
Any Suggestions?
Boy:Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!
Jokes.,
When yu mess up a guys hair,he thinks its cute.
But wen yu mess up a gals hair.
But wen yu mess up a gals hair.
.
May yur soul rest in peace-:
Jokes.,
Santa- Omlet Lekar Aao.
Waiter- Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian?
Santa- Koi Bhi. Mujhe Khana Hai, Usase Baat Nahi Karni. ,
Waiter- Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian?
Santa- Koi Bhi. Mujhe Khana Hai, Usase Baat Nahi Karni. ,
Jokes.,
JOKEZONE
What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.
What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.
&
the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied
Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2704.51 (12.12) Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2479.13 (11.11) Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1631.3 (10.9) Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1627.5 (4.6) Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.23 (0.45) Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 103.25 () 1 USD = Rs. 51.17 (0.09) |
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2692.38 (-17.91)
| Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2468.02 (-16.42) Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1620.4 (-25.4) Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1622.9 (-24.5) Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 32.78 (-0.37) Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 102.01 () 1 USD = Rs. 51.09 (0.43) |
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Jokes,
Teacher-Aj short skirt kyu Pahan K Ayi ho?
Girl-Sir Aj Half Day H Na
Isliye Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu.
All boys-sir
Holiday ko class lo na
Girl-Sir Aj Half Day H Na
Isliye Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu.
All boys-sir
Holiday ko class lo na
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2702.63 (-8.38)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2477.41 (-7.68)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1660.1 (2.8)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1660.1 (2.8)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.79 (0.36)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 107.15 ()
1 USD = Rs. 50.13 (-0.24)
Friday, March 9, 2012
Indian Gold &Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2549.87 (22.52)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1699.5 (15.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1699.5 (15)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.84 (0.23)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 106.74 ()
1 USD = Rs. 50.41 (0)
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2757.11 (19.25)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2527.35 (17.65)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1684.3 (9.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1684.5 (11.1)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.61 (0.39)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 106.03 ()
1 USD = Rs. 50.4 (0.02)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2527.35 (17.65)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1684.3 (9.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1684.5 (11.1)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.61 (0.39)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 106.03 ()
1 USD = Rs. 50.4 (0.02)
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2758.53 (10.54)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2528.65 (9.66)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1706.4 (-4.6)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1706 (-5)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.57 (0.44)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 107.19 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.8 (0.34)
Monday, March 5, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2747.99 (-5.26)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2518.99 (-4.82)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1711 (-6.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1711 (-9.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.13 (-0.64)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 106.5 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.46 (0.18)
Jokes,
GOLU Thane Paucha-Sahab Mere Bagiche Me Bam Rakha Huwa Hai
Inspector-Tenson Mat lo..Agar Teen din me Kisi ne Clam nai Kiya to Tum Rak Lena
Inspector-Tenson Mat lo..Agar Teen din me Kisi ne Clam nai Kiya to Tum Rak Lena
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Indian Gold Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2747.99 (-5.26)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2518.99 (-4.82)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1711 (-6.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1711 (-9.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.13 (-0.64)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 106.5 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.46 (0.18)
Friday, March 2, 2012
Indian Gold Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2753.25 (39.36)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2523.81 (36.08)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1717.7 (21)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1720.7 (13.5)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 33.77 (0.8)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 108.96 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.28 (0.32)
Jokes,
Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,,
a second seems an hour,
But put ur hand on a Hot Woman
An hour seems a second
That's Einstein's theory of Relativity.
a second seems an hour,
But put ur hand on a Hot Woman
An hour seems a second
That's Einstein's theory of Relativity.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Indian Gold & Cruid Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2713.89 (-131.22)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2487.73 (-120.29)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1696.7 (-87.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1707.2 (-77.8)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 32.96 (0.08)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 107.06 ()
1 USD = Rs. 48.95 (-0.13)
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