Jokes.

Insaan ko sabse bada shock kab lagta hi

Socho

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata?

Jab use pata lagta hi ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej raha hi

Jokes.

Ekbaar Santa paise jama karne Bank gaya
Oficr-Ye note fata hi dusra do

Snta-abe Mai apne Account me jama karne raha hu,fata kru ya Nya

Tujse kya matlab Hi

Jokes.

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,

Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,

To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke

"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

Jokes.

Sath Doge To Muskurayenge Zarur
Dosti Dilse Karoge To Nibhayenge Zarur

Raah Me Kitne B Kaante Kyu Na Ho

Awaaz Dilse Doge To Ayenge Zarur

Jokes.

Dear Airtel,
we accept that
"Har ek friend toh zaroori hota he hai"
par uske saath acha network bhi zaroori hota hai".

-sincerely
VodaFone.

Jokes.

A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices,

Man put d fish back in water.

Fish shouts

"CONGRESS ZINDAbad.

Jokes.

Slogan from engineering Students:
''Anna Tum Sangharsh karo...
.....
.
........
"Hum Toh Kar Hi Rahe Hain''

Jokes.

Those who eat fruit and vegetables such as carrots and plums are considered more attractive, say scientists.

Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates.

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2662.19 (-2.41)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2440.34 (-2.21)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1663.2 (-12.7)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1662.1 (-13.4)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.4 (0.07)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.11 ()

1 USD = Rs. 49.33 (0.35)

Jokes.

Ladki-Parso Main Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Aayi Thi, Par Tumne Nahi Bandhwai, Kyun?

Ladka-Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi

Jokes.

Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.Examiner Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare Santa Paper Me Likha Hai Answer In Brief.

Jokes.

Anath Ashram Manager To Kanjus-

Sethji, Ap Humare Anath Ashram K Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Kanjus-

Mai Anath Ashram Me Apne 4 Bacche Bhej Sakta Hu

Jokes.

Rishte tod deti H GF
Insan ko tanha kr deti H GF

Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko

Qki dil se dhadkano ko juda kr deti H GF
GF= GALAT FAHMI

Jokes.

Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet

Student:
"na_la_yak"!!

Jokes.

Sir 2 Studnt-India me konse states hai?
Stdnt-J&K, Punjab, UP, Bihar
Sir-hmm
Stdnt-Guj, MP, Benga.
Sir-Aur bata??
Stdnt-Bas majje me ;

Jokes.

Patni Ke Kharache Se Tang Aa Kar Pati Bola-
'1 KG LipStick 1 Mahine Me Kha Jati Ho'
Patni Boli-
'Pura Mai Nahi Khati, 700g To Tum Kha Jate Ho'

Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates

Gold and Crude Oil prices - 11Oct 05:45am IST

Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2664.61 (48.67)

Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2442.56 (44.61)

Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1675.9 (37.2)

Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1675.5 (36.8)

Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.33 (0.71)

Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.48 ()

1 USD = Rs. 48.98 (-0.19)

Jokes.

Mai To Yuhi Paani Ko Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Dosto
.
.
Itne Me, Ek Machli Bahar Nikal K Boli-
.
.
'Kamine, Tere Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya'

Jokes.

jeevitam lo 2 vishayalu gurtumchuko
1. yediste kannellu vastai
kani
2. navvite pallu ralavu
-enjoy.

Jokes.

Bps-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Bsk-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET.
-enjoy.