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Monday, October 31, 2011
Fwd: ఓం నమో వెంకటేశ .... గోవిందా....గోవిందా....!!!!
Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2530.7 (-41.4)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-2.3)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-1.9)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 28.69 (-0.52)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.55 ()
1 USD = Rs. 48.77 (-0.74)
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Jokes
Banta Wafadari Kaisi Raman Wo Padosi Ka Akhbar Lata Hai.
Jokes
Boy-I was doing a job wid TIMEs OF INDIA bt nw I left!
Girl-O God why?
Boy-kaun saala subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaaye-:D
Jokes
Cool,
Laughing,
Playing,
Pranking,
Joking. . .
So that,
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Whoever sees You, Confirms that You are
'UNMARRIED'..B-)
Jokes
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya
Jokes
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BETAAA......
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
:D :P ;)
NjOy!
Indian Gold & Crued oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2530.7 (-41.4)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-2.3)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1743.4 (-1.9)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 28.69 (-0.52)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.55 ()
1 USD = Rs. 48.77 (-0.74)
Friday, October 28, 2011
Jokes
Educate a girl & she ll educate four people in a home
But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
Jokes
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu. ,
Jokes
---excuse me!
:) Britishers fart and say
---pardon me!
:) Japanese fart and say
---forgive me!
AND
:) Indians fart and say
---not me
Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2572.09 (33.14)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1745.7 (20.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1745.3 (22.4)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 29.21 (0.9)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 93.82 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.51 (0)
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Jokes
Pati-Ye Sab Nahi Krti To Kya Hota
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Patni-Tumse Bhi Koi Gaya Guzra Milta
Jokes
GOLU:Kya kr re ho?
Dr-Isko ULTI karwa ra hu
G-Aise kaise
Dr-Yahi UNGLI Ab iske MUH me dalunga
Jokes
Stu-1-2 ghante dekhenge
Agar koi le jata h to theek h Warna Staff Room me rkh denge
Jokes
Koi kaise lagaye tumhara mol
Heere se jyada ho tum anmol
Muft ki tarif mil gyi yaar ab SMS krke "Thank u" to boLo
Jokes
Friday, October 21, 2011
Jokes
Maut Ati Hai 1 Bar
Pyar Hota Hai 1 Bar
Dil Tut'ta Hai 1 Bar
Jab Sab Hota Hai 1 Bar
To Fir
SUSU Kyu Aati Hai Bar Bar.
Jokes
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue*
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue*
44 mutual frndz
*Fir b kaun hai be tu..
Jokes
Banta- Maine Bahut Koshish Ki, Par Aaj Main Tumse Bach Nahi Sakata. ,
Jokes
1.Jungle me ghumta hua White Hathi &
2.Without affair wala jeevansathi
Jokes
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Jokes
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"
Jokes
Dost Hi Dost Ko Gam Diya Karte Hai
Zindgi Me Koch Pal Ate
He
Jab Dost Hi Dost Ko Badnam Kiya Karte Hain
Jokes
k Zindgi ki har kasauti par khari ho,
Qayamat tak Bhi 7 nibhaye 1 duje ka hum,
Musibat chahe teri ho ya meri ho.
Monday, October 17, 2011
100 illegal petrol stations in NI
< http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-15335567 >
Indian Gold & Crude Oil rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)
Jokes
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Jokes
Roz Kitne Faltu Msg Karte Ho
1 Bachi Jiski Umar 21/22 Saal Hai, Bohot Pyari Hai
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Dua Kare K,
Wo Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye
Jokes
NOW Taarak Mehta special PJ
Unche ped pe ugta hai Papita
Wah..Wah
Unche ped pe ugata hai Papita
Jethalal ki favorite ITEM hai Babita.
Jokes
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!
MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA"
Jokes
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Jokes
He was shocked
Qki waha already hum maggi bana rahe the na
Bahut ho Gyi tarif madrasi ki
Jokes
sath sath ishq bhi jaruri hai.
Warna student life adhuri hai.
Dono ko nibhana padta hai.
1 me dimag to 1 me dil lagana padta hai.
Jokes.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed
Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart
Jokes.
Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates.
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2451.07 (14.53)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1679.8 (13.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.92 (0.92)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 87.32 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.02 (-0.11)
Friday, October 14, 2011
Jokes
Baki kasar puri ho jati H intezar me
Mgr ye dard ladkiya nahi samajhti
Unhe to bas Gol-Gappe khilwalo bazaar me
Indian Gold & Crud oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2436.54 (-7.58)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1666.6 (-7.9)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1666.1 (-11)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.01 (-0.11)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 84.16 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.13 (0.17)
Jokes.
NOW Taarak Mehta special PJ
Unche ped pe ugta hai Papita
Wah..Wah
Unche ped pe ugata hai Papita
Jethalal ki favorite ITEM hai Babita.
Jokes.
"Waah waah"
LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY hai.,
"Wah wah"
Aur
Usey TASTE karna LADKO ki DUTY hai
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Jokes.
Jab Mai Tumhari Umar Ki Thi To Itni Sharat Nahi Karti Thi
Bacha-To Mam, Apne Sharat Kab Start Ki
Jokes.
Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy- Ma'am, 4
my homework plz visit
my website-
"www. myHomeWork.com"
Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates
Posted: 12 Oct 2011 11:45 AM PDT
Gold(Rs./g) - 24 Karat: Rs. 2666.31 (4.12)
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2444.12 (3.78) Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1674.5 (11.3) Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1677.1 (15) Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.11 (-0.29) Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 84.8 () 1 USD = Rs. 48.96 (-0.37) |
Jokes.
Fish never hate water,
Flower never hate honey,
Earth never hate rain,
my heart never hate u & ur friendship.
Jokes.
Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi
1 Ladka Bola- Kya Hua
Budha- Kuch Nahi Beta, Purana Calender Hai FADFADA Raha Hai
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Jokes.
Socho
Socho
Socho
Nahi pata?
Jab use pata lagta hi ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej raha hi
Jokes.
Oficr-Ye note fata hi dusra do
Snta-abe Mai apne Account me jama karne raha hu,fata kru ya Nya
Tujse kya matlab Hi
Jokes.
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke
"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"
Jokes.
Dosti Dilse Karoge To Nibhayenge Zarur
Raah Me Kitne B Kaante Kyu Na Ho
Awaaz Dilse Doge To Ayenge Zarur
Jokes.
we accept that
"Har ek friend toh zaroori hota he hai"
par uske saath acha network bhi zaroori hota hai".
-sincerely
VodaFone.
Jokes.
No gas, No oil, No spices,
Man put d fish back in water.
Fish shouts
"CONGRESS ZINDAbad.
Jokes.
''Anna Tum Sangharsh karo...
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"Hum Toh Kar Hi Rahe Hain''
Jokes.
Indian Gold & Crude oil Rates.
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2440.34 (-2.21)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1663.2 (-12.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1662.1 (-13.4)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.4 (0.07)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.11 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.33 (0.35)
Jokes.
Ladka-Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Jokes.
Jokes.
Sethji, Ap Humare Anath Ashram K Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
Kanjus-
Mai Anath Ashram Me Apne 4 Bacche Bhej Sakta Hu
Jokes.
Insan ko tanha kr deti H GF
Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko
Qki dil se dhadkano ko juda kr deti H GF
GF= GALAT FAHMI
Jokes.
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet
Student:
"na_la_yak"!!
Jokes.
Stdnt-J&K, Punjab, UP, Bihar
Sir-hmm
Stdnt-Guj, MP, Benga.
Sir-Aur bata??
Stdnt-Bas majje me ;
Jokes.
'1 KG LipStick 1 Mahine Me Kha Jati Ho'
Patni Boli-
'Pura Mai Nahi Khati, 700g To Tum Kha Jate Ho'
Indian Gold & Crude Oil Rates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2442.56 (44.61)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1675.9 (37.2)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1675.5 (36.8)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 26.33 (0.71)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 85.48 ()
1 USD = Rs. 48.98 (-0.19)
Jokes.
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Itne Me, Ek Machli Bahar Nikal K Boli-
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'Kamine, Tere Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya'
Monday, October 10, 2011
Jokes.
1. yediste kannellu vastai
kani
2. navvite pallu ralavu
-enjoy.
Jokes.
Classic Answer By Bsk-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET.
-enjoy.
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Filling a person's shampoo bottle wth veet..!!
-enjoy.
Jokes.
Santa:Main.
Gangubai:Main Kaun
Santa:Tu Gangubai.
Indian Gold and Crude Oil prices - 10Oct 05:45am IST
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2397.94 (-24.99)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-11.6)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-10.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 25.62 (0.08)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 82.87 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.16 (-0.19)
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Jokes.
Ek Deewana Ye Kehte Huye Hansta Jaata..
Kaash Manzil Se Bhi Aage Koi Rasta Jaata . .
indiangold,Crud oii rates.
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2397.94 (-24.99)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-11.6)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1638.7 (-10.7)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 25.62 (0.08)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 82.87 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.16 (-0.19)
Jokes.
"With great power comes great responsibility." - Spiderman
"With great power comes great Sw!ss Bank accounts." - Ind'ian Politi'cians.
Friday, October 7, 2011
indiangoldrates
Gold(Rs./g) - 22 Karat: Rs. 2422.92 (13.1)
Gold(USD/oz) - New York Spot Price: $ 1650.3 (7.7)
Gold(USD/oz) - International Spot Price: $ 1649.4 (8.9)
Crude Oil(Rs./liter) : Rs. 25.54 (0.8)
Crude Oil(USD/barrel) : $ 82.3 ()
1 USD = Rs. 49.35 (0)